Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga. Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai. Uss shaks ne [Continue]

Funny Police & Chor Jokes- Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. [Continue]

Funny Jokes: We provide collection of funny jokes, sardar jokes, sms jokes, pathan jokes, santa banta jokes, jokes in hindi, funny sardar jokes, adult jokes, and many more. ********************************************************************* Santa: Yaar Answer sheet pe kya likhun? Banta: Yehi Ki “IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KALPNIK HAIN [Continue]

Doctor to sardar patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai. Sardar: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. . Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Sardar: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. . Doctor: Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Sardar: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi [Continue]

Funny Jokes Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage? Wife remains silent Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and [Continue]

Jokes of the day ********************************************************************* Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai. … Paisa apka … Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago [Continue]

Funny Email Forwards This funny email forwards has been doing the rounds of mailbox across the internet. 1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna 1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki 1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki 1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki 2000 [Continue]

Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. (You are in Kolkata) Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. (That’s Mumbai) Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. [Continue]

Rib tickling funny calculations of Bollywood - Indian Film Industry [Continue]

1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up – we must find & stop her!. - 2. Sardar – why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar – If only the winner will get [Continue]