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Funny SMS:
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Santa: Yaar Answer sheet pe kya likhun?
Banta: Yehi Ki
“IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI”
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Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
Student: Apka mooh…….
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Bhakt: Baba Koi aisa job batao, jaha mujhe kam na [...]

Funny Jokes:
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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Yeh kiya kerhy ho????
Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha.. O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe the
Usne ek diwar [...]

Doctor to sardar patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Sardar: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
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Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
Sardar: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
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Doctor: Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Sardar: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi [...]

Funny Jokes
Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and [...]

Sardar Jokes
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knows why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Jokes of the day
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Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai.
… Paisa apka … Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!
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“ Funny but true fact!! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries [...]

Funny Email Forwards
This funny email forwards has been doing the rounds of mailbox across the internet.
1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna
1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki
1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki
1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki
2000 ……………………. Apni umar ki
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
(You are in Kolkata)
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
(That’s Mumbai)

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. [...]

Rib tickling funny calculations of Bollywood – Indian Film Industry

1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up – we must find & stop her!.
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2. Sardar – why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar – If only the winner will get [...]