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Cartoon Jokes in Hindi

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

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Latest Funny Jokes

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
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Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Funny Lalu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai. Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.
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1st Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.
2nd Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?
1st Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!
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Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sahab, aap ko brain tumour hai.
Pakistani: Oh, that’s GREAT !!.
Doctor: Aap itni khush kyu hai?
Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.
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Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Funny Jokes In Hindi

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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…

Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Yeh kiya kerhy ho????

Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain…

Pathan: hahaha.. O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..

Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…

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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe the

Usne ek diwar par padha

“padhne wala gadha”

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,

unhon ne mita kar likh diya!

“likhne wala gadha”

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Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
Sardar 2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!

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