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Funny Mails:
Newton ’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and [...]

Funny SMS:
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Santa: Yaar Answer sheet pe kya likhun?
Banta: Yehi Ki
“IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI”
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Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
Student: Apka mooh…….
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Bhakt: Baba Koi aisa job batao, jaha mujhe kam na [...]

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Funny Jokes
Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and [...]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
(You are in Kolkata)
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
(That’s Mumbai)

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. [...]