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Funny SMS:
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Santa: Yaar Answer sheet pe kya likhun?
Banta: Yehi Ki
“IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI”
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Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
Student: Apka mooh…….
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Bhakt: Baba Koi aisa job batao, jaha mujhe kam na [...]

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Funny Jokes
Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and [...]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
(You are in Kolkata)
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
(That’s Mumbai)

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. [...]