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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.

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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”

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Santa: Yaar Answer sheet pe kya likhun?
Banta: Yehi Ki
“IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI”

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Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
Student: Apka mooh…….

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Bhakt: Baba Koi aisa job batao, jaha mujhe kam na karna pade, Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.

Baba: Ja beta, SULABH SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le.

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Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.
Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?

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Santa: Dr. sahab main jab biwi ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se smell aati hai.
Dr.: “kamal hai jab mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”

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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…

Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Yeh kiya kerhy ho????

Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain…

Pathan: hahaha.. O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..

Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…

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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe the

Usne ek diwar par padha

“padhne wala gadha”

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,

unhon ne mita kar likh diya!

“likhne wala gadha”

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Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
Sardar 2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!

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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes:

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

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Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.

Funny Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji,yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.

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Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de d

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Sardar and Doctor Jokes

Doctor to sardar patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Sardar: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

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Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
Sardar: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

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Doctor: Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Sardar: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

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Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”
Malkin: “Oh God! Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyu…
Kyu..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book “How to Cook”!!
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
Toh usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
aur Niche Likha
“COMING SOON”
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the call goes to another woman.
They loved & got married.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don’t know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW…
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Jokes of the day

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Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai.
… Paisa apka … Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!

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“ Funny but true fact!! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?

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A Man before marriage is - Superman.

After Marriage - Gentleman.

5 Years  Later - Watchman.

10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

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Life  me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho… taki tumhe dekh kar hi log  samaj jaye k tum… “ UNMARRIED” ho.

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Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho….. KHUSH RAHO

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Why love marriage is better dan Arranged????

B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL”  is better dan an”UNKNOWN GHOST”.

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Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

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