Funny Emails

Funny Emails – Methods To Catch/kill A Lion….

Written by admin on 11 March 2010

Funny Mails: Newton ’s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. Software Engineer [Continue]

How to hide your password?

Written by admin on 06 March 2010

HOW TO HIDE YOUR PASSWORD…. ……… …..???? ???? . . . . . . No one can see your passwords or whatever you ‘ re typing [Continue]

Funny Jokes

Written by admin on 19 January 2010

Funny Jokes: Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do. Sahib: Kal anna. Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai! . Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao. Funny Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji,yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai. . Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar [Continue]

Jokes

Written by admin on 16 January 2010

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Munda: Haanji, HIV+ . Ek sharabhi daru pe pe ka mar gaya lakin uski daru k prati shradha toh dekho woh mar k bhi yeh keh gaya “sharab to theek thi, sala liver hi kamjoor nikla ” . Ek Mandir mai [Continue]

Husband and Wife Funny Jokes

Written by admin on 24 December 2009

Funny Jokes Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage? Wife remains silent Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and [Continue]

Funny Email Forwards – Every Mom’s advice to her son

Written by admin on 12 December 2009

Funny Email Forwards This funny email forwards has been doing the rounds of mailbox across the internet. 1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna 1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki 1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki 1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki 2000 [Continue]

How to identify cities of india

Written by admin on 07 December 2009

Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. (You are in Kolkata) Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. (That’s Mumbai) Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. [Continue]