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Newton ’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and [...]

HOW TO HIDE YOUR PASSWORD…. ……… …..???? ????
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No one can see your passwords or whatever you ‘ re typing

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Funny Jokes:
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
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Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.
Funny Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji,yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai.
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Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe [...]

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Ek sharabhi daru pe pe ka mar gaya
lakin uski daru k prati shradha toh dekho
woh mar k bhi yeh keh gaya
“sharab to theek thi,
sala liver hi kamjoor nikla ”
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Ek Mandir mai buri neeyat wale gayab ho [...]

Funny Jokes
Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and [...]

Sardar Jokes
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knows why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Funny Email Forwards
This funny email forwards has been doing the rounds of mailbox across the internet.
1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna
1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki
1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki
1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki
2000 ……………………. Apni umar ki
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
(You are in Kolkata)
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
(That’s Mumbai)

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. [...]

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