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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knows why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…..
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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile “1 Miss Call”.
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Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay. While its landing he shouted: “ Bombay ! Bombay !!”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok. Ombay! Ombay!!”
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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji replied:
“I Mr. YOU” !!
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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar:We lost the duplicate key!!
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Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?
Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:”Oye, Torch is okay”
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…! !!
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