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Santa: Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the.
Banta: Ab Kaise hai?
Santa: Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.

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Girl: Kya Tum mere Asiqe ho?
Boy: ha hu..
Girl: To Mujhe 10000 ka Recharge Bhej Do.
Boy: “Me Tera Asiqe Hu AirTel walo ka Damad Nahi…”

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1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,
Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:
Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.

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Bhagvan shankar: bhakt main teri tapasya se khush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?
Bhakt: muze dj system do prabhu.
Bhagvan shankar: abe sale dj hota to main damru q bajata?

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Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit: simple bhai, patthar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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Taj Mahal Palace And Tower Maharashtra
The Taj Mahal Palace & Tower is a prestigious luxury five star hotel located in the Colaba region of Mumbai, Maharashtra, India, next to the Gateway of India. Part of the Taj Hotels, Resorts and Palaces, this iconic 105-year old heritage building retains its stature as the flagship property of the group and contains 565 rooms. From an historical and architectural point of view, The Taj Mahal Palace and the Tower are two distinct buildings, built at different times and in different architectural designs.
The hotel has hosted a long list of notable guests including The Beatles, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Bill Clinton, Jacques Chirac, The King & Queen of Norway, The Duke & Duchess of Kent,The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, Roger Moore, Joan Collins, Mick Jagger, Deep Purple,Michael Palin, Hillary Clinton as well as professional cricket teams on tour. According to the BBC, after the Mumbai attacks of November 2008 by Pakistani terrorists, the hotel serves as a symbol of Mumbai’s and India’s resilience.

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Pictures of Malin Akerman:

Malin Akerman (born May 12, 1978) is a Swedish-born, Canadian film actress and model. Malin Akerman has appeared in such films as 27 Dresses, Watchmen, The Brothers Solomon, The Proposal, The Heartbreak Kid, alongside Ben Stiller and Michelle Monaghan and Couples Retreat alongside Vince Vaughn.

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Save Tiger:

Telecom Industry has been contributing quite phenomenally towards various social responsibility initiatives. Aircel has added one more campaign towards a social cause. “Save the Tiger” is the latest campaign from Aircel where it intends to draw attention towards dwindling numbers of tigers across the planet and bring forward the seriousness of losing tigers from our planet. Tiger, the national animal of India, has been on key target of poachers and in 2009 alone India lost 86 tigers. From around 40,000 at the turn of the last century, there are just 1411 tigers left in India. The national animal is on the verge of extinction and if serious efforts are not undertaken Tigers will only reside in our history books.
Cricketer Mahendra Singh Dhoni, footballer Bhaichung Bhutia and actor Surya are part of this campaign. Apart from TV and print advertising it has launched a website www.saveourtigers.com which will be instrumental in propagating and disseminating information about saving tiger. It urges people to be informed and create buzz across all forums like blogging, writing on facebook, twitter and writing letters to the editors of newspapers. It has also created a platform where people can donate money to NGOs working relentlessly for the cause. News channel NDTV .has been carrying similar efforts since a long time and have been instrumental in creating awareness about saving tigers.

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Kashmira Shah:

Kashmira Shah is an Indian actress and model. She has appeared in number of Hindi and Marathi films. Kashmira Shah is a half Maharashtrian and half Gujarati. Granddaughter of famous Hindustani classical singer Anjanibai Lolekar. Kashmira Shah has appeared in films like Yes Boss and Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha. She appeared in Big Boss, the Indian version of Big Brother, where she was eliminated quickly. She also appeared in a Murder movie song.
Kashmira Shah appeared with her boyfriend Krushna Abhisekh, a Bhojpuri film star, in Nach Baliye 3. Currently She is dating with Ankit Gupta of Shahdra. Ankit is a young and smart model in advertisement industry.

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Hottest Men In 2009

Television’s Top hottest Men in the World are here……………………

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Ranbir Kapoor:

Ranbir Kapoor (born 28 September 1982 in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India) is an Indian actor who appears in Bollywood movies. He first appeared in the 2007 film Saawariya for which he won a Filmfare Best Male Debut Award.

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Sarah Silverman:

Sarah Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American comedian, writer, actress, singer, and musician. Although usually credited as Sarah Silverman, she is sometimes credited by her nickname, Big S. Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics such as racism, sexism, and religion.

She often performs her act as a caricature of a Jewish-American princess, mocking bigotry and stereotypes of ethnic groups and religious denominations, by having her comic character endorsing them in an ironic fashion.

Sarah Silverman was first noticed as a writer and occasional performer on Saturday Night Live. She now stars in and produces The Sarah Silverman Program, which debuted February 1, 2007, on Comedy Central.

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Men’s Hockey World Cup 2010:

2010 Hockey World Cup will be the twelfth installment of the Men’s Hockey World Cup. On November 14, 2007, the International Hockey Federation (FIH) announced that the championship would be held in India, taking place over two weeks from Feb 28 to March 13, 2010 at New Delhi’s Dhyan Chand National Stadium.

India’s hosting of the event was put in doubt, however, when the FIH reviewed the progress of the Indian Hockey Federation’s “Promoting Indian Hockey” program and India’s preparation for the championship, and warned that “satisfactory progress had not been made in either area”. India was warned it could lose the right to host the World Cup unless satisfactory progress was made. It was confirmed on July 18, 2008 that International Hockey Federation formally awarded the hosting rights to India.

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Karisma Kapoor:

Karisma Kapoor (born 25 June 1974 in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India) is an Indian actress who appears in Bollywood films.
Making her film debut in 1991, Kapoor went on to become one of the most popular actresses of her generation. During her career years, she has been part of many commercially and critically successful films, Raja Hindustani being the most notable of them, as it was her biggest commercial success, and won Kapoor her first Filmfare Best Actress Award. She won a Filmfare Best Supporting Actress Award and a National Film Award for Best Supporting Actress for Dil To Pagal Hai (1997). She surprised critics and audiences with her performances in art films such as Fiza (2000) and Zubeidaa (2001), for which she earned a Best Actress and Best Actress (Critics)awards at the Filmfare ceremony. In 2003, Kapoor took a break from cinema.

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