Jokes of the day – Funny Jokes
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Santa: Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the.
Banta: Ab Kaise hai?
Santa: Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.
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Girl: Kya Tum mere Asiqe ho?
Boy: ha hu..
Girl: To Mujhe 10000 ka Recharge Bhej Do.
Boy: “Me Tera Asiqe Hu AirTel walo ka Damad Nahi…”
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1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,
Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:
Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.
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Bhagvan shankar: bhakt main teri tapasya se khush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?
Bhakt: muze dj system do prabhu.
Bhagvan shankar: abe sale dj hota to main damru q bajata?
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Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit: simple bhai, patthar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Santa: Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta: Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi,
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
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Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Mera BETA.
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Patient: mujhe aisi dava do jise khane per me murker jinda ho jau?
Doctor: aisi dava to sirf Ekta kapoor hi de sakti hai.
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Santa: Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta: Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa: tho saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
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Son: Mujhy circus dekhna hai.
Dad: Main busy hoon
Son: Wahan 1 nangi ladki cheetay pe sawari karti hai
Dad: Chalo chaltay hain buhat din hogaey cheeta nahi dekha.
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