Indian Jokes In Hindi
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Santa: Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta: Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.
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Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
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Banta: Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa: Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
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Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke…
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!
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Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
Sardar: Sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.
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Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.
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Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kg
Doctor: Aur Chasme K Bina!
Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi
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Ek sardar jammu Kashmir mein rahta tha. Vahan home tutions padhata tha. Ek din bahut jyada snowfall hua aur baher nikalna mushkil ho gaya.
Lakin sardar baher nikla students ke ghar jaane ke liye. Logon ne pucha sardarji kahan jaa rahe ho to bolne laga, sabhi bachon ko bolne jaa raha hoon ki aaj tution padhane nahin aaa paunga………
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