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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Yeh kiya kerhy ho????
Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha.. O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe the
Usne ek diwar par padha
“padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,
unhon ne mita kar likh diya!
“likhne wala gadha”
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Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
Sardar 2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!
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SANTA: Daarling aaj barsat ka din hai, koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair zameen pe na rahe
Wife: Daarling ”FAANSI” laga lo……….
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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku: Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta: Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
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Santa: Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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