A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant, In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ [Continue]

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get [Continue]

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga. Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai. Uss shaks ne [Continue]

Funny Police & Chor Jokes- Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. [Continue]

Santa Banta Funny Jokes- Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara! Banta: Woh kyu.. Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya. [Continue]

Doctor: Tabiyat kesi hai ab? Patient: Pehle se ziada kharab hai. Doctor: Dawai khali thi kya? Patient: Nai dawa ki shishi tou bhari howi thi. Doctor:I mean dawa lai li thi? Patient: Ji ap ne di thi tou mene le li thi Doctor: Bewaquf dawai pi li thi? [Continue]

Funny Indian Latest Jokes- Thousands of Funny Indian Jokes, Funny jokes, Funny indian SMS jokes, Indian jokes, pathan jokes, doctor jokes and more on fwd2all.com. *************************************************** Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun [Continue]

Thousands of Funny Husband And Wife Jokes, sardar jokes, santa banta jokes, yo mama jokes, pathan jokes, lawyer jokes, animal jokes, sports jokes, relationship jokes and more! *************************************************** Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai! Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete [Continue]

These 8 character icons are made up of these following cool politicians: * Barack Obama (United States of America) * Hugo Chavez (Venezuela) * Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) * Kim Jong-il (North Korea) * Alvaro Uribe (Columbia) * Evo Morales (Bolivia) * Ali Khamenei (Iran) * Angela Merkel (Germany) To give you a better idea of who these politicians [Continue]

One day Laloo thought that we in Bihar should be first in IT. Hence he Invited Mr Bill Gates & ask him to start new Branch in Bihar Bill Gates agreed, And started new branch of Microsoft in Patna but with HINDI VERSION, with the help of Bihari expert in Hindi. Example of Window XP given below: . . . . . [Continue]