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Sardar Jokes in Hindi:
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Santa: Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon…
Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta: Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai.
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Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO [...]

Funny Mails:
Newton ’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and [...]

Funny SMS:
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Santa: Yaar Answer sheet pe kya likhun?
Banta: Yehi Ki
“IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANSWER KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI”
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Teacher: Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
Student: Apka mooh…….
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Bhakt: Baba Koi aisa job batao, jaha mujhe kam na [...]

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin [...]

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Funny Jokes:
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Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…
Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Yeh kiya kerhy ho????
Sardar: Hum lassi bana rahay hain…
Pathan: hahaha.. O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..
Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
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Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe the
Usne ek diwar [...]

jokes-of-the-day-funny-jokes.
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Santa: Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the.
Banta: Ab Kaise hai?
Santa: Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.
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Girl: Kya Tum mere Asiqe ho?
Boy: ha hu..
Girl: To Mujhe 10000 ka Recharge Bhej Do.
Boy: “Me Tera Asiqe Hu AirTel walo ka [...]

Sardar Jokes
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
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Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.
2nd [...]

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