Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai! Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi! *************************************************** Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke police station mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke [read more...]
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye ****************** Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ****************** Santa apne father k [read more...]
Sardar :- Aao Race Lagatay Hain, Jo Haara Woh 1,000 rs Dega. Pathan :- Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom. Sardar :- Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Aate Rehna. Pathan:- Thanks Bhai.. ************************************************************************************* 3 Pathan 1 Bike Pe Ja Rahe The Ke Raste Me Police Ne Rukne Ka Ishara Kia,, Pathan [read more...]
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. ********************************************************************* Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!” [read more...]
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga. Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai. Uss [read more...]
Santa Banta Funny Jokes- Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara! Banta: Woh kyu.. Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya. [read more...]
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai? Munda: Haanji, HIV+ ************************************************ Ek sharabhi daru pe pe ka mar gaya lakin uski daru k prati shradha toh dekho woh mar k bhi yeh keh gaya “sharab to theek thi, [read more...]
Friends, we got the mentioned below article in a forwarded mail with a special request to be posted on www.Fwd2All.com If you have anything interesting or hot which you wants to be posted on www.Fwd2All.com, mail us at fwd2all@gmail.com One can know for sure, that you are from Calcutta ( who calls it Kolkata anyways!) [read more...]
One day Laloo thought that we in Bihar should be first in IT. Hence he Invited Mr Bill Gates & ask him to start new Branch in Bihar Bill Gates agreed, And started new branch of Microsoft in Patna but with HINDI VERSION, with the help of Bihari expert in Hindi. Example of Window XP [read more...]
These 8 character icons are made up of these following cool politicians: * Barack Obama (United States of America) * Hugo Chavez (Venezuela) * Silvio Berlusconi (Italy) * Kim Jong-il (North Korea) * Alvaro Uribe (Columbia) * Evo Morales (Bolivia) * Ali Khamenei (Iran) * Angela Merkel (Germany) To give you a better idea of [read more...]